Be on the Lookout for Symptoms of Inner Peace

The hearts of a great many have already been exposed to inner peace and it is possible that people "anywhere" could come down with it in epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what has, up to now, been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the world. Some signs and symptoms of inner peace:

WARNING: If you have been exposed to some or all of the above symptoms, please be advised that your condition of inner peace may be so far advanced as to be incurable. If you are exposed to anyone exhibiting any of these symptoms, remain exposed only at your own risk!